The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
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What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
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She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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