what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
kristin has been a bad kristin
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
why is half of my head shaved?
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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