question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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