none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
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She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
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EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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