Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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