i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
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she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
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You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize