hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
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it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
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The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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