there was a trapeze. enough said
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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