Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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