Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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