you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
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there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
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I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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