he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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