wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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