i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
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You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
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He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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