Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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