I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
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he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
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she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.