it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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