pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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