you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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