so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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