I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
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