Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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