do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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