That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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