Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
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just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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