Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
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You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
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how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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