Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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