Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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