We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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