Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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