I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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