STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
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i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
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My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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