At least make sure they are 18
Why
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
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Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
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I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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