dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Randomize
