Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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