Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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