i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
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I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
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At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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