She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize