I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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