Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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