im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
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he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
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I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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