fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Couch. On fire.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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