He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
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It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
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I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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