Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
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i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
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She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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