Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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