We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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