Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
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Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
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Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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