you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
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Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
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dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
You did what with his pubic hair?
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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