He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I touched a dick in church today
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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