I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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