I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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