There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
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The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
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IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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