tell your sister to shave her snatch
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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