Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
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