he shaved USA in his pubs
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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