is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
did you just send me my own nude
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Randomize
