just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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