Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
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He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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